goin to physical therapy THEN starting my job at maggie moos. bitches don’t know about my particular set of ice cream skills.
Haha oh how my collection has grown. And I have graduated from ice cream to fancy chocolates.
"Those look like dead babies. What are they, cookies?"
"Who’s butt is that dirty?!"
"My life isn’t as Dukes of Hazzard as I expected."
"OH, he wants the dick" (about her sims characters)
"KEEPIN THE PIMP HAND STRONG"
"I bought this jacket because it was cute…and the girl wearing it looked pretty, so I thought that when I got it I would look pretty."
On the subject of manatees:
"I wish people would stop hitting them with their boats."
“Are they mean?”
“No, they’re just big and stupid.”
"It’s like Jesus is over there!"
(About a bright light coming from the construction zone on campus)